You know the rules (and so do I): A Twilight Fanfiction

~Chapter 9~

---Epilogue---

"Eblla how are you?? I havent seen you in so long@@!" renee said as she huggedb ella. Bella sniffed tearfully and hugged her back with a normal number of arms. I t was a month sincet he concert, and the moon quakers and mothpeople had nefgotiated a truce. In fact, that was why they were there todayl to celebrate te end of he war between the moon and the moths and the fbi. 

"These are my girlfriends!!!" Bella said to her mom, introducing jessica anf rosalie. "Rlsalie is alices step sister and hepzibah’s daughtwer!"

Alice have over too when she heard her mane. “Hi! She said. ‘Renee remember the ceremony is starting soon!! You should be backstage!”

"Of course i hustt wanted to say hi to m y daughter first!!" renee dsaid. "Goodbue!!! Seey ou soon!"

Alice pulled her hand and wthey went away.

"Love is so beautiful," hessica said sobbing.

Just then, the lights dimmed and the organ started playing. It was a moon quaker organ so it onl played one note. It was huge and it made bellas guts vibrate. In a long line, the four bridew walked down the aisle one after the other. Theu went in height order with alice in front because ehs was the uke. She waved at then as she passed. Next thre was renee then hepzibah then mothlina who was in her moth form. Renee and hepzibah wore white suits, even hepzibals hat was white. The all had huge boquets of moon flowers that made quiet delicate honking nouses as they swayed in the moon breese. Bellas nose wanted to answer them with a honk but bella stroked it and murmured”quiet”. She didnt wasnt to ruin the moment

They reached the fron t of the ceremonial stadium. and lined up in fron t of a man in head to towe white quaker clothing except for his white couwboy hat. He raised his hand s for silence.

"My fellow, uh, sentients" obama said. "Wa gather here today to witness the union of tthree species and the end pf the animosity that separzted, them."

A cheedr went up fronmmthe crowd.

"I witness before god herself the union of these foru undivifuals previously separated by time and space. May the moon forever shine bright and when the when the day comes that the earth turns radiant like the sun may the mothpeople find shelter and comraderie in the arms of the peolpe of the moon."

The crowd cheered again. Bella looked to her left to see captain e o himself sobbing in the arms of anjeclica hsuston.

"Naow I orpnounce you wife and wife and wife and wirfe!" obama seid. "You may hjkiss the beride!" and then all found of them leaned in to do a quadruple kiss and obama turned red because he was a jimejoshi..

"Now let the giving of aewaerds begin!" obama said.

Captain eo took the stage hand in hand with his seme anjelica huston. She was there for emotional support,. Obama reached into his hat and pulled out a box full of nedals and handset it to him. Bella and a few other member s of the audience too k too the stage to accept medals just like theys rehearsed. The medals ewre ooficial usa gold medals for services rendered to the planet. Captain eo put them over everyones heads even though anjelica had to lift hin up for mothlinsa.

When the medals were finally giben out , the stage lceared of all but the original members of mothma n plus bella abnd jessica. Alice hugged bella and rosalie "im there for you whenever you need me, tdaughters!" hshe said. "Thank you mom o love you!!' be lla said back. Rosalie was too over come switch emothoim to speak. "Mayve you ll be my daughter in law someday tpp" alice said to jessica who blushed.

The spotlights came on!! It esa time to plaY! Bella looked into the crows and fought back teads. Everyone ast here even charlie whod seen teh error if hi s ways tool ate. As alice strummed the poening chords of supermasswvcie black hole (a’n listen to it right now as u read dis part!!!) everyone started cheering and dancing. Bella even saw obana get up on a chair anf flas h his ankles. She adn hessical were dancing and having a great time singing back up vocalse when across the crowd survfed…bella’s bike!! He joined tehm on stage. and started doing tricks too. He was wearing one og bellas spare noses and theoy reached across to honk each others noses at the sexact same time. The bike rolled over and started chatting up edward as he played the hass and he looke d pissed off but he was blishing too. "Oh my god i shop it" said alice. Bella just laughed ad hept moshing to black hole with her nair not whitpting aroun dher face because she was bald. Moon fireworks wtnt off in the sy above them and bella looked up and swa the eart h in the night sky. It ewa betifu. She hsaf three new moms anow and shed never have to hinde her moth powers again. She cound be on te moon palace all the time whenever she ewatned. She couldnt wait to visit a moon hot topic;. As the band finsehd up the song, bella made out with both ejssica and rosalie at the same time. And the u all lived happily ever after the end~