You know the rules (and so do I): A Twilight Fanfiction

~Chapter 7~

"He who makes a beast of himself gets rig of the pain of being a man" -Avenge Sevenfold

"AAA IM CRAWLIJNG IN MY SKIMN"" bella yelled as she turned int0...The Mothwoman.

Everyone stared. Bella looked down at rosalie and saw that she was tarller than her by like 2 feet wneb before theys been the same height. her clown shoes fit perfectly now. the rest of her ourtfit was in shredds except for conveniently bikini shaped rags n her body was covered in long black fur. and she hda wings too i guess my attention span is waning

"oh my god u r so hottt!!' alice swooned. "i knew id meet you simeday!! i foresaw it on muy seer stone! thats why i named the band mothman...because i foresaw that if i did i would somefday fuck the mothman!! baby i could dtreat you so right !" she winked and but her lip at bella.

balla blushed and accedentally knocked over the mike with her huge fucken moth wings that were so emo and betiful. they were black with brat green spots that made the shape of skulls.

"hey That's MUY GIRLFRIEND!! " rosalie jumped in front o g bella. "just becuz ur a monsterfucker doesnt mean you can steal my tall big tiddy monster gf!! go find ur own!" alice got a knowing look on her face.

"maybe i will..." she said. jsut then the CEILING BROKE!!

"FBI WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED" a bvoice bellowed over speakers. it almost sounded like...

"CHARLIE?" balla yelped.

charlie swan descended from the ceiling riding in the booth of a crane that had two arms. one was shaped like a glass cup. the other was printed on to look like a giant postcard. "BELLA??" he gasped. "What r u doing here??? the alarm went off in FBU headquarters and i thought it was upur mother!!? it should only alert us of full mothmpeople but youre half human!!!"

anpother voic e cracled over a megaphone. "capture her, agent!! no more chitchat!"

cahlrie looke d at bella with hears in his eyes. "im so sorry duaghter but i have to do this." he used the joystick to move the cup and paper clocer to bella. she dodged gracefully byut tripped on her shoes even though they fit perfectly now. "noooooo!! " rosalie and alice shouted at the same tome, jumping in front og bella to protect her.

Jus t at that moment, a massive whooshing sounded from aboe like hurricane winds. from the hole in the roof streamed in HUNDREDS OF MOTHPEOPLE!!! bella stared up at them in awe. alice looked respetctfully. together they shattered the glass as charlie was trying to scoop them iup.

the tallest and most beautyiful landed in front of bella. her wings were black and brat green too!! expcept hers had big goffik black lepard pront spots instead of skullz.

"mom?" asked bella timidly.

bellas mom tearde up. "it's me honey. im so happy to meet you." she hugged bella witgh all four of her arms. it felt very nice."im sorry i couldnt raise you. obama made the mothpeople national enemies when i turned him down because im a lesbian. he just wanted me for my massive gock" a pristine tear rolled down her cheek. "but no more. from now on i will be in your liefe no matter what it costs."

charlie chose that moment to yell. "step back from ur mothers ex bella!! you dont understand shes dangersou.!"

bellas mom hissed. "renee only wanted you for ur strap game and you know it. ur the only lesbophobic he/him butch on the entire planet!! no woner ur divorced!!!""

every queer woman in the room gasped.

charlie looked sad."i just think butches and femmes belong together!:(!! its kinda weirfd to have two femmes together!! i ne ver understood that about rene."

"WE ARE LOSING THE PLOT," alice yellled. "FBI reinforcements will be arriving soon." she straightened the brim of her cowgirl hat "and We're Gonna Nneed Backup."