You know the rules (and so do I): A Twilight Fanfiction

~Chapter 4~

at lunch rosalie came over to bella's table where she was sitting with jsessica. she seemet to have recovered form her surprise at seeing bellas sexy new look this morning because she was swalking with her usual cold ballerinas grace. Bella waved flirtlily.

"Hi sexy" Rosalie said, honking bellas glossy black clown nose. bella giggled again anf tucked an imaginary strand of hair bejind hier ear. the goffic silver bells on her hat jingled jinglely. "want to go on a date with me? I'm going to see the Mothman concert tomight. will u meet me there?"

"OH MY FUCKIGN GOD YES!!! I LOVE MOTHMAN!!" bella roared. "i was planning on going tomight! ive been so excited! are you gonig too??""

"ill be there" Rosalei said cryptically. "oh so mysterious shes not offering to arrive together, bella thought. But then she remembered. "NOOOoooo i cant go im going to turn into the mothman"

bella didnrt realize shed asaid it out loud unti l rosalie laughed. "oh that's a funny jonke! youre so funny bella!"

bell a was in CRISIS . wshe decided shed go to the concert anyway even if she did get kidnapped by the fbi for allegedly causing the most heinous terrorist attack in us history even though everyine with a brain knew 9/11 was actually an inside job meant to incite americans to sypport the us's involvement in the war in the middle east. it didnt matter she thought drabmatically. she would show up to see her idol and also rosalie NO MATTER WHAT. she said that.

"rosalie can we go outside, i need to tell you something."

rosalie nodded. "of course. lets go on ridiculously long walk to a sunlit clearing full of wildflowers. thats the perfect place to confess a bi g secret. "

bella frowned. she thought that didnlt make a lot of sense byt rosalie was litterally sooo pretty that she made it sound like a good idea. but wait a minute. maybe they didnt have to walsk so far. after all they couldmnt miss class. bella came from a broken home so she was scared of anything resembling parental disapproval so thinking about missing class made her tummy hurt :(

"lets go to the iniature scale replica of the eifell tower locatted on school grounds!" Bella intoned smartly. Rosalie acquiesced excitedly.

It was a bit of a tight squeexze in the perfectly half-scale staircase but rosalie and bella made it ok to the top observation platform! they had to huddle with their knees to their chests so they both fit. it was a nice view though. 

""rosallie, im th e mothman," she said, her breath hitching, a tear that was not the size of a baseblal rolling down her cheek. she honked her nose sadly and the sound eechoed out across the treetops of the view that spread out arount them like the mournful cry of a n eagle. the sun came out from behid a coloud and ikkuminated rosalies perfect wavy blond hair and white teeth that were not at all suspiciously shaped they were normal human teeth.

rosalie gasped. "YOU CAUSED 9/11?????""

"No!!! THat's PROPAGAnda!" bella cried desperately, reaching towards rosalie. "besides i w asn;t even alive for 9/11 its impossible!!

rosalie breathed. "oh so...youre innocent..." her facew was illuminated by a sunbeam and she looked iike an angel. bella had never met a more perfect misdandrist in her life.

"yes..i am " bella sobbed. "can you still love mee even though im a monster?"

"of course," rosalie said. "i didnt notice you at first but then you came to school looking so angsty and goffik and i fell in love for you."

bella squeed before moving her face into a solemn expression.

rosalie said "theres someting ive been keeping from you but i promise ill tell you tonight at the concert." she pulled back the wristband of bellas big black clown glove and kissed her wrist. they were about to hhave lesbian sexs even though it was really difficult in the half scale viewing platform whe n hte bell rang!!! bella said oh no and squeezed back down the half scale stairs like a snake being birthed (a/n if u dont know what snirth looks like get the fuk outta here)

bella sighed that she had to go back to class, which was definitely a legal law that she could never break ever. even for lesbian secks. educatin is toooo important. she d never skipped class once and she definitely would never regret that mised opportunity in her adult life ever.